ashrwns:

thecuriousmuffin:

lizthefangirl:

pretentiousprat:

The dorm wifi names here crack me up.

where in the heck are you

PENIS

lost my shit at ‘hide yo kids hide yo wifi’

ashrwns:

thecuriousmuffin:

lizthefangirl:

pretentiousprat:

The dorm wifi names here crack me up.

where in the heck are you

PENIS

lost my shit at ‘hide yo kids hide yo wifi’

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bowtais-are-cool:

Hello! My baby!

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Hello! My honey!

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Hello! My ragtime gOOD LORD HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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totorospoop:

-ifitmeansalottoyou:

incredulousbeliever:

dionthesocialist:

It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.

You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.

This is like IHOP in New England

???id rather go to ihop ew dennys

munchmacoochi:

this was not expected

munchmacoochi:

this was not expected

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lnktastic:

nyehs:

perchu:

WHY CAN’T I STOP LAUGHING

im really worried he posted this a year ago but never posted a post saying he stopped laughing???? did he ever stop???????? shoujl d we get help

I’m sure he stopped laughing when he found out about moreos

(via perksofbeingfunny)

essenceofnightlock:

so the 30-year-old song “Africa” by Toto is now number one on itunes because some radio station convinced the whole population of new zealand to buy it simultaneously 

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derpycats:

The cutest orange cyclops ever. She had to have several bad teeth pulled and now she often forgets to put the tongue away.

derpycats:

The cutest orange cyclops ever. She had to have several bad teeth pulled and now she often forgets to put the tongue away.

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half-lash:

do you ever feel like you’re just sort of 

there

like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really care if it was gone

like you just sort of exist but you don’t really mean anything

Exactly